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Get Stuffed
03:46
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“OK guys let’s just jump right into it”
When I wake up in the morning
I start looking at my phone (though my wife don't like it)
Scrolling down that timeline
And it makes me feel eeeeuuuuooogh
I see annoying people everywhere
I don't know what they're doing hear
I think I've had enough
I think it's just time they…
GET STUFFED
If you take a selfie with your Bae
GET STUFFED
Instagram your breakfast every day
GET STUFFED
Selfie sticks
Instagram chicks
Un-solicited dick pics
Hastag blessed
Linkedin requests
Living the best life
Facebook event invites
Dogface Filter
Fake profiles on Tinder
Kendall Jenner
Attention-seeking behaviour
Click-bait
Fake news
Real News
Fake boobs
Fishing for attention on social media
Brexit
Breitbart
Airplane Farts
K Mart
Bottle Service
Snapchat
Air conditioning thermostat
Roaming Charges
Self-help gurus
UNBOXING YOUTUBERS
If you have emojis in your screen-name
If you invite me to your candy crush game
Ghost Producers
Social Media Influencers
Laptop DJS
Headbanging at raves
Rayban Spam
EDM Fans
Life Coach Gurus
Bottle Service Grey Goose
Put your hands in the air if you like festival breakdowns
GET STUFFED
If you’re DJing at Ultra & you shout “3-2-1 JUMP”
And you do the Heart Hands
If you play your music loudly out ya phone on public transport
GET STUFFED
If you go on constantly about how nandos is the pinnacle of chicken cookery
GET STUFFED
If you put a brass section and trumpets in your song
If you’ve got a generic douchebag haircut
Always messaging on tinder but you never give it up (oo woahawhaoh)
If you wear those pre-ripped black skinny jeans with slits on the knees
SLITS ON THE KNEES!
Katie Hopkins
Hairy Bikers
Vegans, Juice cleanse
Low cost airlines
Flakers, haters, online trolls
People that drop litter
Everyone on Twitter
Hedge fund managers on the guest list
Mumble rappers
Sparklers on bottles
LADBible Videos
People that say “LIT, and on fleek and Sick, and fam and bro!”
People that steal my parking space
people that go on about hot yoga all the time
Love Island
Antivaxxers
Game Of Thrones Spoilers
Restaurants that just microwave everything
(GET STUFFED)
Black Friday Sales
People that don’t reply to my emails
Moped Gangs
Hipster organic fair trade sustainable craft beer
People that cheat at call of duty
People that text during movies
Roadman Bags
People that always order complicated coffees
People that are always going on about Blockchain and cryptocurrencies
People that kick my seat for the whole flight
Pick up Artists
Trigger Warnings
Beards
High Blood Pressure
People that always go on about mindfulness and meditating
Wasps, I hate wasps.
“Ok guys thanks for listening, don’t forget to SMASH that like button it really helps our brand, I mean band. I’ll see you tomorrow when I upload fifty thousand videos”
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2. |
Get Stuffed (DJ Edit)
03:54
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“OK guys let’s just jump right into it”
When I wake up in the morning
I start looking at my phone (though my wife don't like it)
Scrolling down that timeline
And it makes me feel eeeeuuuuooogh
I see annoying people everywhere
I don't know what they're doing hear
I think I've had enough
I think it's just time they…
GET STUFFED
If you take a selfie with your Bae
GET STUFFED
Instagram your breakfast every day
GET STUFFED
Selfie sticks
Instagram chicks
Un-solicited dick pics
Hastag blessed
Linkedin requests
Living the best life
Facebook event invites
Dogface Filter
Fake profiles on Tinder
Kendall Jenner
Attention-seeking behaviour
Click-bait
Fake news
Real News
Fake boobs
Fishing for attention on social media
Brexit
Breitbart
Airplane Farts
K Mart
Bottle Service
Snapchat
Air conditioning thermostat
Roaming Charges
Self-help gurus
UNBOXING YOUTUBERS
If you have emojis in your screen-name
If you invite me to your candy crush game
Ghost Producers
Social Media Influencers
Laptop DJS
Headbanging at raves
Rayban Spam
EDM Fans
Life Coach Gurus
Bottle Service Grey Goose
Put your hands in the air if you like festival breakdowns
GET STUFFED
If you’re DJing at Ultra & you shout “3-2-1 JUMP”
And you do the Heart Hands
If you play your music loudly out ya phone on public transport
GET STUFFED
If you go on constantly about how nandos is the pinnacle of chicken cookery
GET STUFFED
If you put a brass section and trumpets in your song
If you’ve got a generic douchebag haircut
Always messaging on tinder but you never give it up (oo woahawhaoh)
If you wear those pre-ripped black skinny jeans with slits on the knees
SLITS ON THE KNEES!
Katie Hopkins
Hairy Bikers
Vegans, Juice cleanse
Low cost airlines
Flakers, haters, online trolls
People that drop litter
Everyone on Twitter
Hedge fund managers on the guest list
Mumble rappers
Sparklers on bottles
LADBible Videos
People that say “LIT, and on fleek and Sick, and fam and bro!”
People that steal my parking space
people that go on about hot yoga all the time
Love Island
Antivaxxers
Game Of Thrones Spoilers
Restaurants that just microwave everything
(GET STUFFED)
Black Friday Sales
People that don’t reply to my emails
Moped Gangs
Hipster organic fair trade sustainable craft beer
People that cheat at call of duty
People that text during movies
Roadman Bags
People that always order complicated coffees
People that are always going on about Blockchain and cryptocurrencies
People that kick my seat for the whole flight
Pick up Artists
Trigger Warnings
Beards
High Blood Pressure
People that always go on about mindfulness and meditating
Wasps, I hate wasps.
“Ok guys thanks for listening, don’t forget to SMASH that like button it really helps our brand, I mean band. I’ll see you tomorrow when I upload fifty thousand videos”
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